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淘情慾

色色的!砲友、小三的英文單字竟然是…..

 

position[體位]

The department manager is now in hospital after seriously

injuring himself attempting a new sexual position.

部門經理在嘗試新體位時受到重傷,結果住院了。

勝敗乃兵家常事。挑戰九重天,方為人上人。

 

 

pink rotor[情趣按摩棒]

“Please turn off your pink rotor near the priority seat.”

「在博愛座附近請將情趣按摩棒的電源切掉。」

離博愛座很遠的地方也請切掉電源。

 

 

fuck buddy[炮友]

“Boss, you have a call on line 2 from your fuck buddy.”

“Thank you, put her through.”

「課長,2線是你炮友打來的。」「好的,請接過來。」

私情來時擋也擋不住,但是處理起來這麼日常也太屌了吧!

 

 

mistress[小三]

“Thank you for flying Z airlines. Your captain today is Kei Okamoto,and I’m Toshiko Kusama, his mistress.”

「感謝各位搭乘Z航空,今天的機長是岡本桂,我是他的小三草間俊子。」

我們並不想跟你們一起共享翱翔於天際的樂趣。

 

 

sexual propensity[性癖]

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